I just can't make people laugh...:(

Yup, I'm a sad depressed teenager and I love Hot Topic. Oh yea and death. And Cap 'n Jazz. And fishnet stockings and finally half mowhawks half bleached ponytails.
Stop worrying, I didn't switch to a normal blog, I'm just explaining in plain terms the horrors of America's youth. Don't even get me started on MTV peeps. (Unfortunately I must admit I am hugely entertained at the thrill of a new episode of Laguna Beach and/or The Real World in the Illidelph.) But everyone has their guilty pleasures, mine bieng MTV drama's and see-through bikinis. On me. But I didn't make a blog to point out my stupid guilty pleasures, I made one to have something to do when I'm too bored to go to ESPN.com.
This weekendizzie is the really sad Academy debate tourney, and hopefully I don't go to it. If I don't it would kick 342 asses because it's a three day w-end, and you know what that means. A new board game for family game nite each day!!!!!! No, you can't come over to play. It's called family game nite for a reason. Hopefully Friday is Candyland.
It seems like I have the same conversation with my parents each weekend where they don't let me go out. I tell them I'm 17, a senior and about to move out and should have base adult freedoms, they say "Well, you're still my baby boy and I don't want you to get into situations that you can't handle." Trust me, I can handle everything from nineteen violent thuggers to re-runs of Golden Girls. I have the maturity level of 926 granmas put together. But not the wrinkles.

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Okay I just thought of the coolest thing ever not created. Mini personal people pets. So everyone has their own mini person, who serves as their friend, companion, pet, etc. They are approximately the size of your middle finger. I know, I'm a genius. Does anyone know how to apply for a patent? Either way, I wish I had one, because while everyone is out partying now at least my mp3 (mini personal people pet) would be here with me.
But hey, at least I get to watch Laguna Beach on MTV right? Damn that show's crazy. It's just a show about a town in Orange County called Laguna Beach filled with ultra preppy super good looking super rich white 18-20 year olds. All they do is squabble about who they are dating, where they will party, and which Abercrombie shirt to wear. At least there aren't any rank chicks.
So base my I talked to my mizzie tonite and convinced her to let me have more free reign as far as partying and what not goes. I'm pretty phsyched, it should be sick. That's all I got.

Well, what's to say

Jeez bitches this is my first post since conas had a dec. haircut. No, I take that back, I have posted before. Well, I have reasons. Including my computer breaking, house fire, hurricane, death, etc. But I'm back. The one thing I have to mention however is that "The Fresh Prince of Belair" is the best show ever created ever. Don't flip out Kevin Roybal, the Simpsons are number two. Then Sienfeld. Then Family Matters. Then Third Watch from the Sun. And finally The Tracy Morgan show. There you have it, the best shows ever created.
Hmmm...The weeks keep flying by, it's not even funny. I'm def not looking forward to gradjuating. I did my first two LD rounds of the year tonite, and it wasn't exactly pretty. I wrote my cases this morning, and they didn't have any philosophy, examples, points, contentions, values, words, paper, etc. Well, at least I didn't impromp-promp it like fone. It's just a sad tourny though. The only varsity people are jake, who only did cong-cong, me, Paul and Fone. No Paula, Ryan, Andrea, Chelsea Cloak, Jesse (either one), Mo, J-White, or anyone else. Base the only good thing is we get out fairly early tomorrow, so hopefully we still have the nite to chill. Rock on bitches.