I just can't make people laugh...:(

Yup, I'm a sad depressed teenager and I love Hot Topic. Oh yea and death. And Cap 'n Jazz. And fishnet stockings and finally half mowhawks half bleached ponytails.
Stop worrying, I didn't switch to a normal blog, I'm just explaining in plain terms the horrors of America's youth. Don't even get me started on MTV peeps. (Unfortunately I must admit I am hugely entertained at the thrill of a new episode of Laguna Beach and/or The Real World in the Illidelph.) But everyone has their guilty pleasures, mine bieng MTV drama's and see-through bikinis. On me. But I didn't make a blog to point out my stupid guilty pleasures, I made one to have something to do when I'm too bored to go to ESPN.com.
This weekendizzie is the really sad Academy debate tourney, and hopefully I don't go to it. If I don't it would kick 342 asses because it's a three day w-end, and you know what that means. A new board game for family game nite each day!!!!!! No, you can't come over to play. It's called family game nite for a reason. Hopefully Friday is Candyland.
It seems like I have the same conversation with my parents each weekend where they don't let me go out. I tell them I'm 17, a senior and about to move out and should have base adult freedoms, they say "Well, you're still my baby boy and I don't want you to get into situations that you can't handle." Trust me, I can handle everything from nineteen violent thuggers to re-runs of Golden Girls. I have the maturity level of 926 granmas put together. But not the wrinkles.

Important message!!!!

Okay I just thought of the coolest thing ever not created. Mini personal people pets. So everyone has their own mini person, who serves as their friend, companion, pet, etc. They are approximately the size of your middle finger. I know, I'm a genius. Does anyone know how to apply for a patent? Either way, I wish I had one, because while everyone is out partying now at least my mp3 (mini personal people pet) would be here with me.
But hey, at least I get to watch Laguna Beach on MTV right? Damn that show's crazy. It's just a show about a town in Orange County called Laguna Beach filled with ultra preppy super good looking super rich white 18-20 year olds. All they do is squabble about who they are dating, where they will party, and which Abercrombie shirt to wear. At least there aren't any rank chicks.
So base my I talked to my mizzie tonite and convinced her to let me have more free reign as far as partying and what not goes. I'm pretty phsyched, it should be sick. That's all I got.

Well, what's to say

Jeez bitches this is my first post since conas had a dec. haircut. No, I take that back, I have posted before. Well, I have reasons. Including my computer breaking, house fire, hurricane, death, etc. But I'm back. The one thing I have to mention however is that "The Fresh Prince of Belair" is the best show ever created ever. Don't flip out Kevin Roybal, the Simpsons are number two. Then Sienfeld. Then Family Matters. Then Third Watch from the Sun. And finally The Tracy Morgan show. There you have it, the best shows ever created.
Hmmm...The weeks keep flying by, it's not even funny. I'm def not looking forward to gradjuating. I did my first two LD rounds of the year tonite, and it wasn't exactly pretty. I wrote my cases this morning, and they didn't have any philosophy, examples, points, contentions, values, words, paper, etc. Well, at least I didn't impromp-promp it like fone. It's just a sad tourny though. The only varsity people are jake, who only did cong-cong, me, Paul and Fone. No Paula, Ryan, Andrea, Chelsea Cloak, Jesse (either one), Mo, J-White, or anyone else. Base the only good thing is we get out fairly early tomorrow, so hopefully we still have the nite to chill. Rock on bitches.

Tea tastes good

I'm about to embark on the sickest thing I've ever done. Mainly this new workout plan my mom told me about that includes one 20 minute workout per week. Yes you heard right. And no it's not some fad diet/workout infomercial plan that doesn't work. In those twenty minutes you literally tear your muscle way more than a usual workout, so it takes a whole week to recuperate. Word up nucka. I'm not going to be buff in like 2 or less months.
Other than that, speech and debate has officially started. Doc Budder baby. Yep, our final year. Hopefully Paul will join me at nationals this year. I'll be rootin' for ya!
Hopefully my parents let me leave the house this weekend, unlike last weekend when I was forced to stay home Saturday to do arts and crafts and what not. I'm definitly going out. Whether it be cleared with my parents, or sneaking out the window in my room, I'm going out.
Oh my god. I'm watching the news and just had to comment on this report. So the Phoenix niteclub was shut down because of old neighboors complaining or whatever right? So "Eyewitness News 4" is reporting on that. And no lie, this was what they said roughly. "The city has evidence and have concluded that the people who went to the Phoenix haven't just stopped going to nite clubs, they have actually been going to others!" Wow. I'm never watching this again. Sorry Tom Joles. They finished off the report nice: "We also have strong evidence showing that we are the worst news team in the country. Now on to weather. (fugly weather man is shown picking his nose, then snaps to attention when called) Oh right. Umm... Well I've concluded by my dopler 342 readings that if there isn't rain this weekend, there probably won't be a flood. Now say hi to 13 year old J.P. Murrieta for sports. (J.P. shown playing game boy, then snaps to attention). Oh, uuuhhh yea, the Lobos are playing this weekend I think. Uhhh they might win. Maybe. If they score more points." Jeez, sorry about how long that was, I just couldn't stop. Never watch that news though. Please.

Doc Budder!

Before I talk about the weekend, I'll talk a bit about schoo nucka. Male soccer players love to create nicknames for each other, and they are usually pretty creative/funny. So yesterday I heard of nicknames following the trend of 'Doc B____'. Examples: Doc Budder, Doc Buford, etc. When you hear Doc Budder bieng said, it's hilarious. Say it to yourself. Okay stop laughing and keep reading. Now you can call anyone doc budder, and it sounds funny. But the best is no doubt Adi. When you call Adi doc budder, he flips out. I love Doc Budder.
But on to the weekend aye? So last nite Paul, Ryan, Andrea, etc. went clubbin' F.W. Boulgiou style. And Brian went to, honorary member. Paul, didn't have too good of a nite, but in the end it was okay.
Our birthday weekends are coming up, and we should have one hell of a kick ass time I submit. Everyone is invited to whatever we do. Peace.

Me and my big body parts

No I don't mean in my pants, I actually mean my mouth. Long story short, I now have to do an extra twenty hours of service for my parents and my parents alone, plus the forty I already have to do. Damn, and I have to finish them by October. Jeez H. Christ. At least I got an A on my Government test (Hi Mom, that was for you!).
Donald Trump is a sick facsist, but "The Apprentice" is intense. I've never watched a show every week, but if i did it would be this one. He just sits down, talks about how rich he is, then fires some douchebag who "wasn't a strong leader" or "wasn't strong" or "wasn't leading" or "wasn't". But hey, he can do whatever the hell he wants, he's rich! Oh wait no he's bankrupt. Oh no he's rich again.
But on to the real post. I took my Kim Jew 'posing' pics today, and it was pret-pret krunk. I did like 241 poses and they came out pretty dec. I'm sending one to every girl in the school. So base at one moment in time when everyone gets their pics, there will be a mass rush to the bathroom so every chick can m-bate. Can't they just look at me in person at school you ask? No. I might need to buy more huge poster sized photizzies so girls can put them right above their bed. Yes, the world might run out of female sex toys, but hey, what happens happens.
Yes I agree, enough cockiness for one post. Las Vegas People Inc. forever!

OMG!!!! ROLFMAO lol!!!!!1111

Eh, so I couldn't think of a good title... Anyway WTF? Anyway due to parental facsist obligations, I was not able to party and go out like I had wanted to this weekend. However, no matter what, I'm mos def tapping something next weekend. It could be one of two things: 1) B. Spears 2) shots, and I don't mean the lead variety.
On to bigger and better things though, (nope, my fly isn't down). In response to SpaceSpartan/DixieDust/ColoradoLove's recent post about who Mr. Brian Kemm could have intercourse with, I would like to create my own list. Here goes:
Richie's list:
* I can do whatever I want.
* I'm the best person ever. Oh wait, I'm number two behind Pat Matheny.
* Disney needs to stop making movies. More on this later.
* The site youhavebadtasteinmusic.com is awesome, even though I have most of the CD's on the list.
* This list is the best ever.
* If you don't agree with anything on this list here's the procedure to follow: first, go screw yourself. second, clean up.
Now, as I promised, is more on Disney. Everyone remembers the classic Disney movies that they grew up with and loved. Examples: Cinderella (I didn't like this movie..............), Snow White, The Lion King, I'll even go so far as to say Pochahontas. But nowadays Disney is making animated vidjoes just for the sake of it. Kids nowadays aren't growing up with Disney classics like those anymore. Now they get crap like "Home on the Range". Wow. Mr. Disney is rolling in his grave as we speak. Just quite Dis Dis. If you can't make classics, don't make anything. Sure you might make a meek profit, but is it worth sacrificing your dignity and integrity? Probably.
Same thing with Winnie the Pooh. Do kids even watch this anymore? If they don't it's a damn crying shame. "Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day" is perhaps the greatest film achievement in history. I love eyeore, what a guy. His house always gets blown down, but he just keeps building it back. Now that's perserverence. Good ol' Pooh bear.